
A site that doesn't convert
- Lighthouse Performance 38, LCP 4.7 seconds
- Paid traffic arrived and left within 6 seconds
- 18 paid plugins, 3 of which regularly broke the site
- Lead form via stock Contact Form 7, data buried in email spam
- Zero UTM tracking to understand what actually converts
- Overloaded admin, the marketer was scared to change anything
- Mobile UX a disaster: 67% of users closed the site in 8 seconds
Result: CPL £32, conversion 1.1%, ROAS underwater.




